you and your friend taking turns reading some girls ass
If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish
"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"
I was not ready
spoopytavros said: what does puta mean?
It means companion or best friend :)
iPhone user: I’m so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they’re so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
i love how every phone company has to dis apple in all their commercials and all apple has to do is make a simple ad saying buy the new iphone and everyone buys it more than any other phone